You know, the more I think about it, the more I think that I should start a blog. After all, what with the fact that people can't get enough of my pithy witticisms and intelligent commentary on everything from college football to college football games to college football bowls, I think that I should get more of me out there. After all, there is just too much going on in my head to be limited to one mere article a week or so and it is time that I shared my personal thoughts and feelings with the world.
Wouldn't you like to see my blog? Wouldn't it be swell? Wouldn't it be nice to know that I am sharing all my innermost thoughts with everyone?
Indeed, there is nothing like sharing my feelings with possibly billions of complete strangers out there to really make someone's day super.
Just saying "blog" really makes my day. Say it over and over again, "blog, blog, blog, blog, blog, blog, blog." It's like a ray of sunshine with every repetition.
And just imagine what I could say in my own blog. Important thoughts like:
If I ever got a pet, it would be a yeti.
My friend told me the worst story ever. It went, "I never used to like Dr. Pepper. But now I do."
Well, actually, I've told much worse stories.
Visit my website! It's at: http://www.alexmeske.com
If I wanted to join a multi-level marketing scheme, I would have started one myself.
Why don't they make 'em like they used to?
If I could be anybody in the world, I would be someone else.
Instead of schools having ethnic groups as mascots for sports teams, they should just be named after vegetables. Then we could have the "Florida State Terri Schaivo's"
Is there anything in the world as ineffective as the conference call?
Have you seen my website? It's at: http://www.alexmeske.com
Does that third prong really do anything?
Just so I know, why wouldn't a major league baseball player take steroids? If that is the difference between $3 million a year and taking a bus to games, I'd be shooting up too. And since they had almost no testing and even less punishment, you would be an idiot not to.
Biggest reason ever that college football shouldn't have playoffs: Beano Cook is in favor of them.
I couldn't tell you the last time I had a Milk Dud.
Re: Does that third prong really do anything?
I mean the third prong on electrical plugs.
When I grow up, I want to be a member of the idle rich.
I once spent three days of work with Elvis's "Viva Las Vegas" stuck in my head. It was the best three days of work I've ever had.
Take a gander at my website at: http://www.alexmeske.com
Yep, that's some good stuff there. Me writing insane sentences about absolutely nothing in particular as I rattle off some muckity-much that makes sense to absolutely nobody, including myself.
Hmmmm.... Come to think of it, isn't that pretty much what I am doing right now?